OMFG.
I’VE PEED LIKE 30 TIMES TODAY.
WTFFFFF.
…. that sucks?
i dunno… umm. maybe school is stressing you out bahahaha
My current workout plan.
WORK OUT
day 1. Saturday August 8 (**ARMS/UPPERBODY**)
{STRETCH}
five sets of ten pushups w/ perfect pushup and then straight to laying down flies **15 lbs
five sets of ten benchpresses at 25 pounds
five sets of twenty curls < ten each arm > **20 lbs**
five sets of ten weight shrugs **20 lbs**
{STRETCH}
«drink water.. protein drink right after.. food 20 min lata»
******and then get a bitchin tan for 30 min. =P******* or.. jacuzzi… you feel good enough.
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day 2. Sunday August 9 (**ABS/LOWERBODY**)
{STRETCH}
one set of one hundred jackknives with +wii fitness+
5 sets of 20 sit ups
bicycle for a minute
—-3 min break—
5 sets of 20 sit ups
bicycle for a minute
100 jump rope
50 right foot
50 left foot
100 more
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ten sets of twenty leg lifts
bike ride (hard 10 minutes)
ten sets of ten leg lifts
“”””””””” now go eat something you fatty. “””””
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THIS IS MY CURRENT WORKOUT PLAN.. IM STARTING OFF SLOW AND THEN BUILDING UP.. WHY AM I SHARING THIS? JUST TO SHOW HOW BEAST I AM. <3
Bored and Lonely
You probably thought this was gonna be an emo post about how i hate life and am so lonely.. WRONG! I love life and decided that my “blog” needed some.. and dont pretend you dont love the air quotes.. cuz i know u gurl.. i can read ur mind.. and trust me. there aint alot going on up there! Just keepin it real filling out job applications and listening to music! story of my life right? WRONG! seriously.. your getting ahead of yourself. just slow down captain.. Did you know that all my milkshakes bring the boys to the yard? this sucks.. What do i have to make to get girls to come to my yard? this is so unfair.. ugh. lammeee. Blogging is easy. being interesting is hard. getting attention is easy.. Getting the right kind of attention is hard. Love and respect. Keepin it real from my house in da Ghetto of Newport.. Is there such a place?
<3 Caleb
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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