You probably thought this was gonna be an emo post about how i hate life and am so lonely.. WRONG! I love life and decided that my “blog” needed some.. and dont pretend you dont love the air quotes.. cuz i know u gurl.. i can read ur mind.. and trust me. there aint alot going on up there! Just keepin it real filling out job applications and listening to music! story of my life right? WRONG! seriously.. your getting ahead of yourself. just slow down captain.. Did you know that all my milkshakes bring the boys to the yard? this sucks.. What do i have to make to get girls to come to my yard? this is so unfair.. ugh. lammeee. Blogging is easy. being interesting is hard. getting attention is easy.. Getting the right kind of attention is hard. Love and respect. Keepin it real from my house in da Ghetto of Newport.. Is there such a place?

<3 Caleb